Sassy Goddesses — Myth Meets Mayhem
Where goddesses gossip, myths misbehave, and your sacred mess gets a standing ovation.
Sassy Goddesses is a myth-soaked, laughter-laced, slightly unhinged reclamation of the sacred. It’s a love letter to your power, your mess, and the ancient parts of you that never really forgot.
Inside these pages, you’ll meet twelve goddesses who’ve stopped asking for permission—each one tangled in myth, modernity, and just enough side-eye to make the patriarchy flinch. There’s an oracle with an attitude, a mermaid with boundary issues, a forge mother who’s done being polite, and a shadow dancer who turns unraveling into art.
And through it all? Belladonna.
Patron saint of sacred sarcasm. Reluctant narrator. Slightly tipsy spiritual midwife. Newest member of the Pantheon of Goddesses. She’ll guide you, judge you, and possibly hex your phone if you skim.
You weren’t just meant to read this book. You were meant to remember something through it.
You weren’t looking for a goddess party…
…but one just kicked down your door, poured wine, and dared you to stay small.
Spoiler: you won’t.