Sassy Goddesses — Myth Meets Mayhem

 You weren’t just meant to read this book.
You were meant to remember something through it.

Sassy Goddesses is a myth-soaked, laughter-laced, slightly unhinged reclamation of the sacred. It’s a love letter to your power, your mess, and the ancient parts of you that never really forgot.

Inside these pages, you’ll meet twelve goddesses who’ve stopped asking for permission—each one tangled in myth, modernity, and just enough side-eye to make the patriarchy flinch. There’s an oracle with an attitude, a mermaid with boundary issues, a forge mother who’s done being polite, and a shadow dancer who turns unraveling into art.

And through it all? Belladonna.
Patron saint of sacred sarcasm. Reluctant narrator. Slightly tipsy spiritual midwife. She’ll guide you, judge you, and possibly hex your phone if you skim.

This isn’t a textbook. It’s a temple with glitter on the floor.
It’s a ritual dressed in leather and lipstick.
It’s what happens when the sacred finally stops being quiet.